MIDLIFE MEETS PROGRESS
Wander Down the Rabbit Hole!
Pick your curiosity—DIY magic, gardening tips, real-life rants, and digital treasures await.
Gardening Hacks & Hiccups
Real tips from the dirt. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it’s just funny. Either way, you’ll dig it.
Kitchen Wins & Epic Fails
Easy recipes, chaotic food stories, and gadgets I actually use (and love enough to share).
Midlife Hacks, Books & Tools
Digital books full of 100 hacks, printable guides, and Excel templates for the wonderfully messy parts of life.
DIYs & Everyday Magic
Wonderland displays, wild projects, and clever tricks to make life work (or at least look cute while failing).
A Little About Me (and a Lot About the Chaos)
LAUGH-If we don’t laugh at the chaos, we’ll cry into cold coffee. Midlife’s a mess—teens, mishaps, and moments worth a smirk.
LEARN-Life didn’t come with instructions—so I made some. Spoiler: they’re weird, useful, and occasionally hilarious.
LIVE-Cozy corners, garden dirt, and joy in the in-between. This is midlife, unfiltered and full.
This is Midlife Meets Progress
No hours.No rules. Just real life.
Juggling family chaos, half-finished projects, and the occasional mushroom obsession—with enough grit and grace to fake it ’til I make it.
digitally distracted
If it’s not clever, useful, and a little twisted, I’m not interested. TwistednUseful is where spreadsheet queen meets Canva chaos: templates, planners, digital books, and the occasional font meltdown. It’s productive… kinda.
life unfiltered
A little chaos, a lot of honesty, and maybe a margarita. This is where I unload the real stuff—the unfiltered thoughts, funny fails, and daily doses of “what the hell is happening?” You know… life.
Midlife, Monetized
Monetizing my midlife crisis one link at a time. It’s either this or sell feet pics. (Kidding… mostly.)
Green Thumb-ish
Whether you’re growing herbs on a windowsill or trying to keep that one sad tomato plant alive, you’re not alone. My gardening wins (and hilarious fails) are all right here — bugs, mud, and all. Let’s dig into it.
DIY or Die Trying
Why buy it when you can make it, mess it up, and still somehow love it? This is where crafty chaos meets clever hacks—with glue guns, margaritas, and zero shame.
Midlife chaos, digital goods, and sarcasm included. Twisted n Useful since forever.
🏠 Home – Where it all begins.
🧠 The Chaos Log – The blog.
🍴 Messy But Tasty – Recipes with issues (and butter).
🌱 Green Thumb-ish – Dirt. Plants. Regret.
🔧 DIY or Die Trying – Hacks & hot glue scars.
🧾 Twizted n Uzeful – Templates, planners, & digital nonsense.
💸 Midlife, Monetized – Affiliate favs & good sh*t.
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